Keep Your Paws Off This Clash, And Don’t Stare Directly At It

Bow Ties/Tie o’ the Day add their panache to the clash-a-rama of my entire get-up. The hot-ness of this sexy outfit is undeniable. Thus, my fire extinguisher Cufflinks o’ the Day are absolutely necessary for my safety, and for the safety of passers-by. Skitter nearly went up in flames when she nuzzled against my shouting duds. The scene was like an Old West shoot-out. Skitter almost got singed, so I drew my trusty fire extinguishers. I shot that spark dead! Skitter’s wisely keeping her skittish distance. 🔥

That Awkward Moment Between Birth And Death

Bow Tie o’ the Day was delivered on my front door step by Fed-Ex this morning. It is my first bow tie from my Wooden-Bow-Tie-Of-The-Month Club. I can’t decide whether it is sleeping in a nest or a manger. Is it fowl or mammal? Will it learn to fly out of its nest? Or will it crawl out of its manger, all wobbly and trying to find its legs? It makes no difference to me. I will love and wear it whatever way it emerges. 🕊 🐩 🎀