Day: May 21, 2017

As a veteran wearer o’ ties, I can testify that a too-tight Tie o’ the Day is a pain in the neck. (Har, har, har.) The way to correct that is to…and here’s the revelation…LOOSEN YOUR TIE. Better yet, re-tie it to your own comfort level. Please explain to me why the makers of ties think we need “expandable” ties and ties that “flex.” Are the expandable ties for when we eat too much and our necks immediately get fat before we can loosen our ties? Do the flex ties have muscles to show off?

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Bow ties, but no church bow tie on this Sabbath. These two IZODs climbed onto my ears to show me they can be bigly earrings too. They are more than neckwear. They have double lives as earwear.

Yes, the photo makes it clear that I’m still in my pajamas. No church for me this morning, since I am not in Deltassippi. But I will soon begin to attend church in my Centerville ward. The ward house is only a block away from our abode, so I can stroll to Sacrament Meeting  on my own two feet. The development’s swimming pool is on the way there, so if I want, I can jump in for a quick skinny dip before I head into the church. 😇

Anyhoo… I will be able to accompany Suzanne’s parents to meetings here, since they live in my ward. That parents-in-law church-going will be an interesting experience for me. And my attendance at church will be equally interesting for the ward, since I wear pants to church. And also, I kinda stick out, just by being me. 👖