I’d Rather Do Nothing Somewhere Else

Bow Tie o’ the Day ate brunch with us in SLC at PAGO. We sat on the patio and wished winter never shows up with its chilly temperatures that will prevent us from hangin’ outdoors. A month from tomorrow, we’re off on vacation to Dauphin Island, off the coast of Alabama. Suzanne wanted a beach, and I wanted a place that isn’t bigly touristy. We scheduled the trip before we knew I needed surgery. But I WILL be ready to vacation! The trip has sorta been my incentive to follow all my post-operation rules for healing up. Suzanne has been extra obsessive about my following the doctor’s orders. In fact, she has made up her own orders for my safe recovery behavior. For example, she won’t let me drive yet, and we’re past the time the doctor said I could. “Yo, Suzanne! It’s driving! It’s not rolling a pickle barrel up a mountain!” But hey, there’s a vacay light at the end of the tunnel. And if I still don’t have my normal stamina while we’re on vacation, what’s the worst that can happen? Oh dear me, I’ll have to just lie on the beach the whole time, do nothing more than sunbathe, and gander out at the ocean. Poor me. 😿 🏖

You Can Wear Drawers

It must be Socks Week. Look what I found in my sock drawer: Bow Ties o’ the Day. Yes, I have another pair just like them. I’m wearing this pair to Sunday brunch today. It seems we’re starting a Sabbath brunch tradition, since my operation. And we haven’t been to the same restaurant twice, which is most likely going to be part of the routine. 🍽The thing about groovy socks is that few people get to see and appreciate them when you’re out and about. Long pants cover them up. It’s true that you can wear shorter socks with shorts, but they don’t show off the socks’ designs very well. Wearing long socks with shorts is the one look I won’t do. In fact, it’s probably the one fashion mistake that I won’t try to make work. FYI I want to point out that in this photo you can see how white my leg is. This is proof that I am, in fact, the whitest white person ever created. I’m one shade away from being albino. ☠️