I’ve Wondered About It Myself

A couple of days ago, I wrote about how important asking questions is in our lives. Wendy Lowry promptly asked me a few. I will answer them all, but only one in this post.

Wendy made a query about how I got into the tie/bow tie thing. She wondered what big life experience got me hooked. Ties o’ the Day also wonder how this all came to be. What’s the origin of The Tie Room and its inhabitants?

The honest answer to the totality of Wendy’s question is that I don’t know exactly how I got here. I know that as a kid, I was fascinated by ties. I looked forward to Sunday every week because church meetings offered up what seemed like an infinite number of ties for me to behold. (An occasional bow tie showed up in the pews, but only rarely.) The tie designs were varied. The fabrics felt richly soft. They absolutely looked hip. And then at some point in my kidhood, I created a Halloween costume that required a bow tie. I don’t remember what the costume was, but I remember I liked wearing the bow tie. It felt like me. It felt like home. And I am serious about that.

Over the decades, I picked up a swell tie/bow tie here or there in my travels, if I felt like I could not live a fulfilled and clever life without it. About four years ago, I looked at my neckwear as it was doing absolutely nothing in the closet, and I thought, “Why the heck am I not wearing these grooverrific pieces all the time?” I had only twenty or so, but I began wearing them. They completed something in my soul, so I wanted others to see and appreciate their characteristics. People who saw me wearing them seemed to appreciate how they popped out from the norm. Bow ties, especially, really do make people smile. That’s when neckwear became my regular uniform– my trademark.

Of course, I had to expand my collection if I was going to wear neckwear each day. And then after I created the website/tblog/Facebook posts, a few folks requested I wear two per day. (BTW I call you faithful readers “tbloglodytes”  since this is a “t”ie “blog”.) Gee, I was in Heaven when I realized I had to acquire even more neckwear to properly post twice per day. Although I yammer on and on about my adventures, the tblog really is all about sharing the ties.

As far as an actual count of my neckwear bodies goes, I refuse to count them. If I did, I would feel compelled to tell Suzanne the exact number. Even though she probably owns as many yards of fabric as I own ties/bow ties, I have determined it’s best for me to remain in the dark about the actual total, so I can keep her in the dark about it.

Since Suzanne’s currently where there is no internet/phone service and can’t see this post, I will tell you– if you promise to not tell her– that I estimate the tie count to be around 200. And the bow tie count is somewhere in the range of 900. I have an old wood library card catalog, where the bow ties sleep in the drawers, dreaming mighty dreams of starring in the tblog. Each morning, I hear them yell out,”ME! PICK ME!” as I enter The Tie Room to select my attire.

Some people fish. Some people craft. Some people restore classic cars. I show off ties of all ilks. In my opinion, it should be an Olympic sport. I win.

Realistically, How Much Trouble Can I Cause?

Suzanne is leaving this morning to go cabin-camping with her Champagne Garden Club for four days, which means Bow Tie o’ the Day and I are free to do some scampin’. Of course, exactly how much scampin’ we accomplish depends on my energy level. But we’re ready, and I’m attempting to consolidate all the oomph I can gather. Clearly, Bow Tie and my Shirt o’ the Day have energetic clash going on. Perhaps I can feed off that.

When you’re dressing up in clashiness, not only are you making a loud choice of your attire, you are saying to everyone who sees you, “Out of all the clothes in my closet and drawers, this is the ensemble I chose to put together just for you. Today, I chose to show this version of me to the outside world. Please enjoy my outfit being original enough to get in your face, in all its non-matchy color and dapper-osity.”

At the cabin the Champagne Garden Club Girls will inhabit, there is no cell service, which means Suzanne can’t check on me. She won’t be able to get a daily report of my healing and/or not-healing. I told her I will follow the rules for my continued recovery. But when I told her I’d follow those rules, I crossed what’s left of my pancreas, and I didn’t use the word “promise” when I said it. I figure that gives me a bit of leeway in my behavior while she’s gone.

With no communication possible between us, she won’t have a clue in the world as to the things I’ll really be doing. But I tend to feel guilty when I don’t come clean about performing my inadvisable antics– or even advisable antics. So when she gets home, I’ll tell her everything. I’m a dope that way. I’ll take whatever lectures and punishment I deserve.

I’m completely transparent about my doings, to the point of ridiculousness. Out of my mouth comes every teeny and bigly detail of my existence. Suzanne, on the other hand, doesn’t tell me a fragment of what goes on at the annual cabin get-away. You know– what happens at the cabin, stays at the cabin. What occurs there is on a need-to-know basis. That sort of thing. And I’m sure that’s a good policy. At least it’s a good policy for Suzanne. So far, I’m the only one who ever gets in trouble when she’s at the cabin.