You Can Wear Drawers

It must be Socks Week. Look what I found in my sock drawer: Bow Ties o’ the Day. Yes, I have another pair just like them. I’m wearing this pair to Sunday brunch today. It seems we’re starting a Sabbath brunch tradition, since my operation. And we haven’t been to the same restaurant twice, which is most likely going to be part of the routine. 🍽The thing about groovy socks is that few people get to see and appreciate them when you’re out and about. Long pants cover them up. It’s true that you can wear shorter socks with shorts, but they don’t show off the socks’ designs very well. Wearing long socks with shorts is the one look I won’t do. In fact, it’s probably the one fashion mistake that I won’t try to make work. FYI I want to point out that in this photo you can see how white my leg is. This is proof that I am, in fact, the whitest white person ever created. I’m one shade away from being albino. ☠️

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