Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Bow Tie o’ the Day, my hand weights, and I want to say a thing or two about weight. During my stay at Huntsman, I dropped 10 pounds. But I call such weight “fake weight.” It’s the kind of lost weight that when you finally get home, it returns at the rate of lickety-split. I ate one Popsicle, a serving of applesauce, and 2 Altoids– and WHOOSH, 8 pounds was right back on my “old lady gut.” Surgery is an expensive and painful way to lose 10 pounds for only a week. 🍎 🍧 😾
Bow Tie o’ the Day checked out new flooring possibilities with us. The flooring must be worthy of touching The Ultimate SewingBox’s hallowed feet. This photo shows how Suzanne and I hunt for house things: she looks at samples, and I take selfies for tie posts. It works for us, cuz Suzanne’s The Decider. I, however, have VETO power if she chooses something hideous I can’t live with. She has good taste, so I’ve had to use my VETO power only a handful of times, since 1985. 🏬 🏡