Day: December 17, 2019

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In A Pinch

SnHOman Tie o’ the Day is here with a bit of fashion accessory advice. If you find yourself at a Christmas party, and you realize you forgot to wear your holiday earrings, simply mosey up to the nearest decorated X-mas tree. “Borrow” a couple of ornaments, and VOILA!— you’re all set. In fact, I think I’ll start a fashion trend by doing this sort of thing on purpose. I suggest replacing the “borrowed” “jewelry” before exiting the party at the end of the evening. You don’t want to end up being escorted to jail in “bracelets” when the party’s over.

BTW You can never have enough leg lamp-themed trinkets.

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I’m Super Close To Suzanne’s Fabric Scissors

But Bow Tie o’ the Day and I are not touching Suzanne’s holy fabric scissors. They are right behind me, next to the sewing machine in Suzanne’s Ultimate SewingBox. I’m not touching them. I’m not thinking about touching them. I’m certainly not using them to cut anything. I’m not even looking at them straight on. I only look at them with my peripheral vision. I would never even snap a photo of them. The flash might disturb them in their precious fabric scissor sleep. And I sure as heck don’t get this close to ’em if Suzanne’s in the room. That would make her too nervous. But do you know what’s funny? Suzanne had no problem with me holding the fabric scissors when I stood in line at JOANN to pay for them.