Paisley Is A Clash Fashion Fundamental

Tie o’ the Day has helped me outdo my fashion self today. This ensemble of paisley on paisley, with peacock suspenders, shows itself to be a clashic display of my style. Paisley both clashes with and matches everything. Polka dots do the same. You will not fail at looking hip and groove-tastic if you’re wearing either or both of those fabric patterns. When I’m out in the world (among my fans) I like to make people notice my outfit, smile at it, then ignore me completely. 😎

The String Section Of The Tie Symphony

Last night I wore my Colonel Sanders Tie o’ the Day to bed, in order to dream of rodeos, horse racing, and wild horses on the West desert. When I was in my dreamy kidhood, I often went out West with Dad and Grant Crane to wrangle wild horses. I loved to watch the horses run with equine joy. Dad once owned a race horse that had a penchant for leading in every race, but somehow managing to finish last. You could bet on it. 💸 🏇