Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
I am on the hunt for this kitty and its combination Bow Tie o’ the Day/mustache. It’s a nice complement to the version o’ bow tie I wore in this morning’s post. Suzanne saw this snazzily-bow-tied critter on twitter, and zipped me the photos. I MUST own this kitty cat! To anyone who knows where Bowstache Kitty currently lives, there is big money in it for you to procure/steal it for me— by any means necessary. Bowstache Kitty was born to live in my space!
Wooden Bow Tie o’ the Day is the perfect mix of bow tie and mustache. Found a dude in Kearns who makes wooden bow ties. I picked up a couple of ’em yesterday. Told him we’re destined to become friends, cuz I’ve decided his whole catalog will eventually be in my collection. He told me he knew a guy who had about 500 bow ties, and wore one every day. I said, “That guy is an amateur collector!” Showed dude a photo of my collection. He agreed.