Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Our love seat full o’ Ties o’ the Day illustrates a dilemma I’m having. How am I gonna wear and post all these holiday ties by X-mas? One side of the seat holds the twelve holiday ties I’ve already worn. On the other side are the rest. Note that I’m not including any bow ties, just regular ties. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to guess how many holiday ties I still have to wear in the next month or so. 👔 🎄
Invasion o’ the Ho’s! During the holidays, Ho’s are everywhere. Even on Tie o’ the Day. I mean, think about it: every person you run into has at least three Ho’s. I declare that to be a good thing, no matter what anyone might say about it, or how they might judge you. Ho’s enjoy Christmas presents and Christmas parties and Christmas feasts too. Remember to keep your Ho’s close to you, wherever you go and whatever you do this holiday season.