Gussy-ing Up For A Feast O’ Yogurt

Bow Tie o’ the Day is primed for the black tie formal event we’re off to attend: late lunch with Suzanne on the bench outside her office. Because I eat at strange times, I only chow down on Diet Coke at these wing-dings. Suzanne, on the other hand, eats a two-course meal of yogurt and string cheese. She always eats gourmet food. My daily meals consist of whatever dry cereal is on sale at Dick’s Market. Kinda weird that I shop at Dick’s, ain’t it? 😉

Proof We’re Kinda Ancient

Bow Tie o’ the Day guest star is our birthday boy, Rowan. At 20, he’s a baby man. We celebrated last night at an Indian restaurant, which had vegan dishes for Rowan. As a dedicated carnivore, I don’t get it. But we’re proud of him for following his principles. See the big package of toilet paper behind him. This stuff is his haul from Costco, where we gave him a birthday shopping spree. 🎂 🛒