Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Grandmas are braggy. It’s one of their job requirements. My cousin, Gina Diaz, sent me this brag-worthy pic of two of her suave-looking grandsons. Zak and Zane are grandly rockin’ Bow Ties o’ the Day. Their mom, Kaitlyn Swalberg, is clearly raisin’ ’em right, in the bow tie philosophy of life. All ties provide excellent guidance to wearers. In fact, every bad decision I’ve made in my life was made when I wasn’t wearing a tie of some kind.👔
Bow Tie o’ the Day suggested we listen to Emmylou Harris. My ears were in that exact mood. And when “Boulder to Birmingham” began, I remembered the Birmingham hat Suzanne bought me when she was there on business. Naturally, I had to wear it. Never been there. Wanna visit. Hey, my eyes work, even though Birmingham reminds me of college football. Must’ve conquered yesterday’s I’m-missing-football mood. The mutts and ties were worried about me. 😟