Why Can’t Football Season Be As Long As NASCAR’s?

Tie o’ the Day and I are forlorn cuz it’s not yet official college/pro football seasons. Clearly, I’m in such severe football withdrawal that my eyes can’t function. Thank goodness Ute Tie is a trained seeing-eye tie. I’d hate to fall and break a hip, then have to go live in St. George with Mom and her hip at Ron’s place. On the other hand, Ron has fantastic televisions for watching football. Hmmmm….I’ll have to think about this. 🏈

Bow Ties Teach Me Something Every Day

On our walk, Bow Tie o’ the Day spied this plant growing in somebody’s yard. Based on the blossoms, we speculated the plant was some kind of squash. But as Bow Tie got up close to it, we ascertained that it is a Kleenex plant! This is where tissues are born! We never knew they’re farmed. I wonder how profitable a crop of tissues is. 🚽 🤧