I woke up feeling sorta pirate-y. But I don’t have an eyepatch, a swashbuckling sword, or a parrot. So….I squint my eye shut and pretend I’m wearing an eyepatch. I brandish my Swiss Army Knife instead of a sword. And I taught Bow Tie o’ the Day to sit on my shoulder, parrot-like. You should hear Bow Tie talk! It says a few off-color things, but it’s mostly G-rated. And, of course, this photo captures me saying AAAAAAARRRRRGGHGGHHHH, Mateys! Or HAAAAAAARRRRRR, Mateys! If you like that translation better.