Witty & Wise Ties, Trivia & Lies
Bee Pig coin bank wears Bow Tie o’ the Day, and we spent the morning together. I always put my end-of-the-day change into funky Bee Pig. When Bee Pig gets full, I roll the coins, then make a bank deposit. I wanted to do something different, so I’m declaring tonight Bee Pig Date Night. Whatever we decide to do, we cannot spend more than the total of Bee Pig’s coinage. Today’s total? $94.31. To make Bee Pig Date Night even more memorable, I’m actually gonna pay with rolled coins. 🐝 🐖
Tie o’ the Day accompanied me to the audiologist, where I was told the cochlear nerve in my right ear has neuropathy. This news means the nerve isn’t sending proper electrical impulses, and I’ll need to wear a hearing device. Forever. But my Spock ear works. My mission now is to make my earpiece post-worthy and otherwise hip. It must complement the neckwear. Perhaps I can make it a trend. Suzanne will be happy I can turn down the TV, and that my most spoken word isn’t “What?” 👂🏻