Words And Ties Are My Business

Bow Tie o’ the Day says my writing superpower has returned! I think writing is an aptitude: You’ve got it, or you don’t. I know the rules of writing/grammar, and I know when it’s effective to break them. I love composing sentence fragments, for example. But I hate semi-colons. They can’t decide what they are. Comma, or period? Decide what you wanna be, would ya? And don’t get me started on “who/whom.” “Who” works in all instances. Why complicate things? You probably don’t wanna dangle those participles, however.

Shock And Awe!

Bow Tie o’ the Day is stunned! I am, as well. Mark this morning on your calendar, cuz this will never happen again: I cannot think of one thing to write. No story, no activity, no snark, no irony. Not to worry. It won’t last. 😮