I Meant To Do That

This post is sponsored by the colors red and green, and by the word “oh.” I wore this holiday Face Mask o’ the Day a few days ago, and I counted it in my Holiday Face Mask Tally. I decided I could count it as a different mask if I wore it upside-down—making the “HO”‘s into “OH”‘s. And who among us doesn’t say, “OH, OH, OH” here, there, and everywhere throughout the Christmas season? I say “OH” a lot during the jolly season—especially when I see nighttime light displays of exceptional beauty and/or masterful gaudiness.

Holiday Tie Tally: 87 Neckties. 22 Bow Ties.

Holiday Face Mask Tally: 6.

Skitter’s Holiday Tie Tally: 14 Neckties.

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Skitter Can Count

Just Skitter this morning, adding to her Holiday Tie Tally with her upside-down penguin Tie o’ the Day. So far this season, she’s worn a total of 12 different festive neckties. I am wearing no ties this morning because I’m going back to bed. I had a restless night, for no reason whatsoever. Must catch up on my beauty sleep.