What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Something very wrong is happening here. It’s Spring, and it’s cold outside, which makes a long-sleeved shirt and a flannel Tie o’ the Day must-wear items. We are three weeks into May, and even in Utah, I should not have to get dressed as if it’s February. I take personal offense at the way the weather toys with me annually at this time o’ the year. Alas and forsooth! I shall wrap my flannel tie around me for warmth and try to forget how picked on by the cosmos I truly am. 🌬 ❄️ 😁

BTW This is a prime photo of my Spock ear, which has always been my sexiest feature.

#itwillalwaysbeanumbersigntome

Once upon a time, I forgot my neckwear one day. It made me dizzy to have a naked neck, but I was already on the road to Delta in my jalopy truck. Turn back? Nope. I had things to do. I pulled over to the side of the road on I-80 near Saltair to quickly draw Bow Tie o’ the Day on my neck. Have pen, will draw bow tie!

#mynostrilsarebiggerthanyournostrils

#thepenismightierthantheideaofbeingseenwithoutabowtie

#yesinoticedthewordpenisisintheabovehashtagsorry