My, What A Long Neck You Have

I can’t decide what this get-up is, let alone whether or not I like it. Bling is always a fine thing, don’t get me wrong. But when all you’re wearing is bling, I don’t know if that qualifies as attire. When I see clothing such as this, my first thoughts are these: What kind of person would buy this for themselves, and where would they wear it? I honestly have no answers to those questions. A “dress” like this does not compute with me in any way. I do not know how to be a person who would think this outfit is a good idea. I have attended some swanky events in my day, but I have never graced a shindig at which this item would be deemed right-on. On the other hand, wear whatever blows your dress up!