Goodbye, Dauphin Island, AL. For Now.

I wore white, flip-flop Bow Tie o’ the Day on our flight back from Alabama. And Suzanne wore her new sun bonnet (I love that word), so it wouldn’t count as a carry-on.

Suzanne’s hat is purely practical, for use in the sun. Suzanne does not wear hats, otherwise. It’s not that she doesn’t like hats. It’s more like hats don’t like her. It doesn’t matter what style of hat it is. Suzanne and hats don’t look pleasant when they are combined. Suzanne knows this fact, and wears hats only for health reasons– like avoiding sunburns in the summer and frostbite in the winter. And even if she’s wearing a hat for a good reason, we all know better than to look at her when she’s got one on her head. She doesn’t even look at herself in the mirror if she’s wearing a hat. I kid you not. For your viewing safety, Suzanne and I worked extremely hard at making this photo of her in a hat somewhat look-at-able.

This is my final official Dauphin Island post. But– as I do with my months-ago surgery– I’m sure I’ll occasionally find a reason to bring up the topic again and again. You can count on me to yammer on about our island respite for the next decade or two. I’m like that. As I’m sure you’ve already learned by now.

 

 

The Tropical Aftermath

Tie o’ the Day is as close as we got to sailing during our ocean trip. Suzanne has this itty-BIGly motion sickness problem. Because of this, she has to wear a Rx patch whenever we fly, and she has to be the driver whenever we travel somewhere in a car– even if we’re going just around the block. It’s just a Suzanne thing, and even though I quite enjoy driving, I automatically ride shotgun when we’re off to the races in a motor vehicle. Boats, ferries, rafts, etc. are not even possibilities in the Suzanne universe.

On our initial drive around Dauphin Island, we were not just getting our bearings, we were surveying the damages left by Tropical Storm Gordon. AND HERE’S WHERE I’M SCREECHING TO A HALT!

Tropical Storm Gordon was just barely not blow-y enough to be a hurricane. If its winds had been blowing 1– count ’em– 1 mph harder, it would have been an official hurricane. If it’s that close, I’m declaring it a hurricane. There. Hurricane Gordon. Doesn’t that make it sound more dramatic? And drama is the point of all things, right?

Think about it: The term “tropical” before the word “storm” makes it sound like the storm is going to be fun and relaxing. It sounds like you might as well be saying, “Hey, remember to bring your tropical beach towel to the tropical beach.” Tropical drinks, tropical vacations, tropical punch. Those are all fun. Storms with winds of 73 mph are not fun, just because you use the word “tropical” in front of the word “storm.”

So we got to the island two days after “Hurricane” Gordon had passed through. The island seemed to have taken the event in stride. “Oh, that little ol’ wind and those little ol’ waves.” The island’s residents are used to these weather events. And, true enough, things looked quite normal. Bow Tie o’ the Day on my visor in the rental car noticed a bit of standing water and piles of sand along the roads by the empty vacation homes.

Sneakers Bow Tie o’ the Day poses with me by a pile o’ sand (not a sand dune) that had been scraped off the road and piled the same way we plow and pile snow here in Utah during the winter. Piles o’ white sand, piles o’ white sand, everywhere.

Sneakers Bow Tie also poses in front of one huge, blue vacation home, which happens to have been built next door to a rickety green shack. This photo doesn’t show the contrast in homes as clearly as I’d like, but I couldn’t go on private property to get a more striking picture. It’s a visual comment on the economic realities of this country. Fortunately, the dilapidated home survived as well as the pricey, new vacation home.

FYI  All the houses on the island are built on “stilts” to protect them and their contents from the routine, temporary flooding caused by routine storms passing through. I refer to the houses as RumpelSTILTskin homes.