Day: June 6, 2017

Tie o’ the Day #2 is proud to show off its idea for handling the I-Wanna-Wear-A-Tank-Top-But-It’s-Cold-Inside-Businesses Problem. Just do this: Throw on your tank, then throw a button-down, sleeved shirt around your shoulders. Next, button ONLY the shirt’s top button. Now, get your bow tie in place. And now, you’re ready to push the shirt back behind your shoulders. VOILA! YOU ARE MAGICALLY THE WEARER O’ A GROOVY CAPE! If you get chilly, put your arms through the shirt sleeves. Button the shirt if you must. Or simply pull the shirt around your shoulders for a bit o’ warmth. What a magnificent look! 🕶

Tie o’ the Day #1 and I are having an anger problem right this minute. We are angry that Mom is in pain. And we are angry that we can’t wear a tank top in this heat. The reason we aren’t wearing a tank is that hospitals (where I am spending so much time the last few days) are kept too dang chilly for wearing a tank, which makes hospitals kinda No Tank Zones. And when you walk outside the hospital door in a sleeved shirt, you immediately toastify. Stay tuned for my solution.