Sometimes I Just Wanna Disappear

You can’t see anything in this picture, including diamond-point Bow Tie o’ the Day. If I included my face when snapping this pic, it would have appeared to be a picture of my floating, severed head. Maybe I’ll do that for Halloween. Summer is just not the time for going around frightening folk. But you can see that camo absolutely works. It makes things appear to disappear. Dirty dishes in the sink when the in-laws show up? Drape some camo material over them. A grape juice stain on your fancy white couch? Lay a camo-covered pillow strategically on top of the stain. A spaghetti sauce-stained shirt? Sew a camo patch over it. As an added bonus, you will eventually be known around town as The Crazy Camo Woman/Man. It’s not crazy to do these things. It’s “eccentric,” and everyone appreciates eccentricity. They’ll chuckle when they see you, which means you’re bringing people joy– whether they’re laughing AT you or WITH you. You’ve made them happy, either way. 🤣

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