Argyle Bow Tie o’ the Day and I are not freaking out about the entirety of the COVID-19 experience, but we do take it seriously. I am especially cognizant of the six foot social distancing guideline. Please don’t violate that rule if you run into me somewhere, or I might look like this.
This is a photo of me self-checking out at DICK’S MARKET today when one of my cashier pals was apparently super glad to see me. She walked over to within a foot of my person. She’s a pleasant woman who is in charge of watching me—and others—check out truthfully at the self- checkout. Without even thinking about it, I automatically moved away from her at the rate of blurry lickety-split. She apologized for her momentary forgetfulness about the guideline regarding social distancing. After I regained my composure, we chatted from afar about the truly valuable things in life: pets, kids, parents, and bow ties. Sounds about right to me.