A Colorful Winter’s Day

Not only did my new golf pants arrive, but so did my pink-and-orange argyle vest! My crossword Bow Tie o’ the Day tops the geometrics of my attire. And a paisley shirt lifts the clashion to superb-ity on yet an even higher level of style. I love an outfit like this. There is simply no way anything can discourage me or sadden me as I be-bop through the world when I am dressed like this. I highly recommend it to y’all. If I had to describe what my preferred fashion is to someone in 4 words, I would say it is “dressing loud and happy.” Of course, if anybody asks me to describe my fashion aesthetic tomorrow, I will likely describe the look in 4 entirely different words—because I’ll be wearing something completely different then. I’m fickle like that, but only concerning my wardrobe.

They’re Here

Snazzy red Tie o’ the Day is here to announce that my new dotty Golf Pants o’ the Day finally showed up in the mail. I am so excited to go grocery shopping this morning and show them off! When I first put this pair o’ pants on, I immediately sensed that they will likely be my new favorite pants. Prepare to see them often. Where have golf pants been all my life? Clearly, I have been looking for pants in all the wrong places. 👖