A Winkler, Not A Snollygoster

Bow Tie o’ the Day gives you a good hint about what I ate for lunch today. I have a thing for all things ice cream, I will always admit it. Face Mask o’ the Day is named “Winkler” by the company that created it. I believe I could accurately use the winking face emoji at the end of a high percentage of the sentences I write or say. A wink is sort of the aura I give off, I think, in writing and in person. My fashion kind of winks too, I guess you could say. I’m serious, in a not serious way. And I’m not serious, in a serious way. It’s exhausting to have a brain that conjures ideas like that. I have made my peace with dwelling in irony and sarcasm on top of clarity and wisdom. Apparently, so has my wardrobe.

The Menagerie Continues

Bow Tie o’ the Day offers butterflies galore, while Face Mask o’ the Day sports a cat wearing a red hanky mask. I’m actually kind of glad I don’t have to see this mask when I wear it. Even though it’s cool, there’s something a tad creepy about its cool-osity. But hey—the kids like it.