The Bigly And The Not-so-bigly

At the end of our Blanchard Springs Caverns tour, we had to be taken by bus back to the entrance and visitor’s center parking lot. Our tour guide and the bus driver told us we MUST visit the nearby waterfall. We didn’t even know the waterfall existed. They assured us it would be worth our time to drive there because it was spectacular. They let us know we could even swim and walk under and behind the waterfall. They had me wishing I had worn my stripey, old-timey swimming suit that day. We listened carefully to the detailed directions they gave us, and we left the parking lot determined to find this scenic, watery wonder.

We found the ‘fall, as shown by the photo. The waterfall’s not-so-bigliness is not a trick of photography. We are standing about 20 feet from it. Even magnetic, wood polka dot Bow Tie o’ the Day was disappointed. Suzanne and I just kind of stood there for a few minutes, stunned. We knew we were at the right waterfall, cuz other tourists were there gawking at the thing, but… I have a difficult time thinking folks in the Ozarks– or tourists to the Ozarks– think this is a breathtaking waterfall, so I’m mystified about what makes it visit-worthy. Is it just the ONLY waterfall in the Ozarks? Well, I know that can’t possibly be the case. We left that sight pretty quickly, then drove to Mountain View to grab some lunch, and window-shop before heading back to our condo in Fairfield Bay.

[Mountain View ended up being an unexpectedly memorable place for me. It’s where Suzanne found a cowboy boot place she thought I’d be interested in. She wrangled me in through its door, and I found my cowboy boots. More on the boots, in a future post.]

The lawn chairs photo shows the entrance to the resort where we stayed in Arkansas. The chairs are as oversized as the waterfall was puny. In fact, I think the chairs are taller than the waterfall. I’m estimating the chairs are around 9 feet tall. I should have placed bow ties on them, or sat on one myself before taking the pic. That way you would have a more accurate idea of the chairs’ size. I’ll be honest with you though: when I stopped to take this snapshot, I was grouchy. It had been a long day, and I was hungry, tired, and needed to pee. All I wanted to do was get back to the condo. I slept like a baby that night, but I ran out of vacay time to go back and stage me and the bow ties on the chairs for proper photos. I guess I’ll have to go back so I can get those shots for y’all. Arkansas is a do-over for me.

And We Saw Bats, Too

Magnetic, polka dot Bow Tie o’ the Day went along with us to the Ozark – St. Francis National Forests, where we did a somewhat touristy thing. We went on a tour of Blanchard Springs Caverns– a bigly cave with bigly “rooms.” Up and down, we went. 700 stairs, according to our tour guide.

I have only visited one other cave in my many-adventure life– Lehman Caves near Baker, NV– so I don’t have a plethora o’ caves with which to compare it, but I can attest Blanchard Springs Caverns was nowhere near as “tight” as Lehman Caves. It was spacious. In fact, the cave was cavernous! It was also nice to be out of the South’s humidity for a couple of hours, despite the 700 stairs.

Based on the only two caves I’ve toured, my verdict is that if you’ve seen one cave, you have NOT seen them all. I believe I have a cave or two left in my travel itinerary before I and my bones are too decrepit to spelunk.

BTW Do you know what Suzanne wanted from the gift shop at Blanchard Springs Caverns? A whetstone with which to sharpen our kitchen knives. She can be as unusual in her purchases as I am. But, as far as I know, she does not intend to start a whetstone collection as I have done with my neckwear. There’s simply no more space in The Tie Room anyway.