Two (Ties) Is A Magic Number

I’m wearing a patriotic, flag-bearing Santa Tie o’ the Day. The North Pole is not in the USA. Oh, well. Red Tie o’ the Day reminds us it’s time to hoist up our X-mas trees, if we haven’t already. Since 1st Grade, I have wondered why the Utah State Tree is the COLORADO Blue Spruce. When I asked my 1st Grade teacher about that, she told Mom she thought I was probably retarded. My IQ is 152, so maybe I’m an “idiot savant.” I dunno. Maybe. 🎄 🇱🇷

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