This ain’t a comb-over. It’s a comb-up-front—constructed by Tie o’ the Day, who’s planning to attend Barber College. (Do they have those anymore?) A photo of this hairdo must be included in Tie’s college application portfolio. The admissions committee will not have seen a ‘do as breathtaking as this beautastic incredible-isciousness ever before. Really, though, I think it’s how I wear the hair design that gives it its homey charm. 💇♂️ 🎓 And my duds provide a clash o’ fashion which adds mightily to the hairdo doin’ what hairdo’s do.