Ties o’ the Day on my socks take the simple route. It’s so true that even zombies look suave in black ties, no matter how bloody and disheveled they might be. I’m fixin’ to put my socks on for the day, and my polished toenails will be happy while wearing the tie-clad zombies. Suzanne did the polishing, of course. She has taken such good care of me in my post-surgery weeks, and she thinks my recovery somehow requires nail polish. She’s right: I feel better already.
Just wait for the fingernails!
Oh, I’m waiting, for sure.