The Post-Christmas Tie Depletion

It’s a good thing I have my 2-year supply o’ ties. Every year after Christmas, tie racks everywhere become The Islands of Misfit Ties. The racks are nearly empty, and the remaining ties feel rejected cuz no one wanted them. I declare these to be Ties o’ the Day, so they can feel appreciated and worthy of their own existence. I was too late to save one. The tie on the floor gave up and jumped from its rack, to its untimely demise.

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