Mom has always had a talent for finding just the right card for any occasion. She shopped for cards like they were fine wines. She had a stockpile of hand-picked cards for every possible future event, which she kept in her “card drawer” in her dresser. With this in mind, you can see why giving Mom a card for any occasion has always been a challenge. My goal has always been to give Mom a card she hasn’t seen already, or one she hasn’t already bought and hidden away for her own purposes. I think I have successfully met the challenge this year. This is the Mother’s Day card I’m sending to her. It will hit her funny bone. And, as an added bonus, its message is true.