The Christmas Box

Suzanne gets the Billy Bob Thornton BAD SANTA Bow Tie o’ the Day Award today. A few years ago, I posted a photo of this same sealed box, on which Suzanne had so elegantly scribbled the “detailed” contents. I simply want you to know— in case you’ve wondered— Suzanne still has not yet opened the holiday box, let alone gone through its mysterious trinkets and decor. The sad box sits quietly on a top shelf in the garage, lonely, counting down the years until Suzanne finds time to set its contents free and determine their fate.

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