I Want A Gold Necklace To Wear With My Ties

Tie o’ the Day’s got gaudy gold bling goin’ on. Flashy is, as flashy does. When I wrap presents, it looks like I’m the one who wrapped the presents. Not good. Wrapping is just more craftiness for which I have no aptitude. Oh, I still wrap gifts. It’s just best that someone warns you beforehand not to panic when you are presented with a wrapped gift from me. I am a dandy gift-picker-outer, just not a competent packager of the booty I give you. 🎁

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