Ah, a scarf made of a couple of hundred or so holiday Ties o’ the Day! I pulled them out of their storage bins this morning, where they’ve been hibernating ever since January. It takes a few weeks for the ties to get prepped to show their best selves to y’all. They need to stretch and get used to being in the light of day.
This picture is meant to give you a bit of perspective about just how big a task it’s going to be for me to cull my holiday tie population– to select which lucky ones I will wear this season. (And I’m not even displaying the holiday bow ties here.)
Skeptics are everywhere. You don’t have to look hard to find a person who will even deny the existence of gravity. Or they’ll tell you gravity is a conspiracy, designed to do who-knows-what. One thing I hope you won’t doubt is the existence of my bigly collection of festive ties. That’s why I wanted to show you this photo evidence that I really do own this many holiday ties.
No, I don’t count them anymore. What’s the point in doing that? It takes time, and then I’d have to tell Suzanne an exact number– which is not something I relish doing. Do I ask her how many yards of material or skeins of yarn she has? I would never do that. A lady never asks a lady those kinds of questions. 😉
BTW I just noticed that in this photo I kinda look like an Oscar statuette. Perhaps I am my own tie trophy. A Tiescar?
Hahahahaha