Ever on the cutting edge o’ fashion trends that begin and end probably only in my own mind, I have discovered that a clashing Floppy Sunhat o’ the Day and Floppy Bow Tie o’ the Day play dreamily off each other—giving the wearer a grand style of self-presentation that’s sure to pinch the eyeballs of all onlookers. I thought it was important that y’all should know that. And now y’all do. You’re welcome.