Genetics Can Do You In

I’m already hungry for Thanksgiving turkey. Hence, this Tie o’ the Day. And then there’s this silly pic from Jr. High, I think. That hair is one reason I decided to never have bio kids. My hair doesn’t have the ability to hold any kind of styling. In fact, I figured if I had a kid, chances are it would have bad hair, bad teeth, big boobs, and be bipolar. And the big boobs would be especially bad if I had a boy. 💇‍♂️

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