I’m such a baby sometimes. Or a cook. Bow Tie o’ the Day is either on a baby bib, or a ridiculously teeny apron. Either way, Suzanne wishes I’d wear suspenders, cuz my pants wanna fall down no matter what waist size I’m wearing. I can’t wear a belt because a belt just adds weight to the waistband, so they slide down even more quickly. See—I have a lot of things, but I have no butt. I guess I oughta shop for suspenders today. 👖 😳