Sometimes you witness something so wrong that it reminds you how important your loved ones are. We were watching a re-run of LIVE PD last night when we saw this woman in her I-meant-to-wear-this shirt. Did she think her necklace would hide her more-than-cleavage? She could have saved our eyes from seeing this if she had been wearing a wide tie from the 70’s, or even a cravat. After witnessing this tackiness, I immediately went up to The Tie Room and hugged each of my Ties/Bow Ties o’ All the Days. It took hours for me to acknowledge each of them personally, but I love them bigly. I thanked each of them for their hard work and patience. My ties would NEVER allow me to venture into the world with my breasticles hangin’ out for all the cops and television viewers to see. There is a limit to flashy fashion choices. Even for me. 🙀