Bow Tie o’ the Day kicks off holiday ties by showing off its Santa’s. It’s hitching a ride on my mooning, trapeze-flying clown mobile. Mom gave me my mooner when I was in DHS, after a true rumor said that somebody on the volleyball team bus mooned a semi. That somebody wasn’t allowed to participate in school sports for the rest of the year. When the principal called Mom to fink on that somebody, Mom said, “Ok. Call me when she actually does something wrong.” 🤡 🚌