I know I said today’s posts would wrap up the tales from my recent Portland, Oregon adventures. Blame Suzanne for the fact that it’s not gonna happen. I am not writing any real posts at all today. On her way out the door to go to her office this morning, Suzanne loudly and vehemently FORBADE me (Yes, she said the word FORBID in capitalized letters!) from writing anything for TIE O’ THE DAY or anything else. In fact, she forbade me from doing anything that resembles work of any kind for the duration of this day, March 10. According to her, I am not to lift so much as a finger to do anything work-y, because it’s my 59th birthday. Disobeying a direct order from Suzanne is never an option for me. See y’all Monday for the conclusion of my Portland dramas.