10 Little Squeaks, Eatin’ ‘Round The BOWn Tie

Bow Tie o’ the Day is a bone(BOWn?)-shaped feeding mat. Roxy eats non-stop. In her sleep, she dreams of eating sugar plums and floor crumbs. But the pudgy mutt’s generous: she feeds her squeak babies by tossing ’em into her food bowl, then licking them. ๐Ÿ‘… It’s kinda creepy to find ’em water-logged and afloat in the water bowl, where she throws them for a drink. Roxy’s fake-fur babies scare Skitter away from the bowls, but Skitter doesn’t starve. The Relief Society slips funeral potatoes under the garage door for her. ย ๐Ÿฅ”ย ๐Ÿง€ย ๐Ÿ˜œ

FogTie Sings, “Slow Ride, Take It Easy…”

It has happened to us all. You and Tie o’ the Day are cruisin’ in ย the fast lane on the freeway. Suddenly, you’re stuck behind a car traveling at a speed barely resembling motion. As you pass on the right, you see the driver: ย Old Man In A Hat! Yep, that guy. He’s also known as Old Man Wearing His Waistband Around His Chest. Tie gets into roady rages at slow-driving geezers. Tie has a potty mouth ๐Ÿšฝย ๐Ÿ‘„, and a bad finger too. ๐ŸŽ